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wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

posted 11 hours ago

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

posted 1 day ago

posted 1 day ago

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

posted 1 day ago

posted 1 day ago

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

(via diplosomia)

This.

posted 2 days ago

Tagged: religion

posted 2 days ago

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posted 2 days ago

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

omg - I really do though.

posted 2 days ago

twerktasstic:

We’re winning😂😭

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

image

Too bad Mr Rogers is creepy as shit.

posted 2 days ago

my-heaven-has-green-eyes:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

that’s it that’s the country

posted 2 days ago